PHEW! i just defined life !

*submitted by PK...thanx
Strange that it may sound but life is something that almost everyone has compared contrasted with. TOday on this momentous occasion i have come up with a remarkably simple theory that explains all about life...it gives answer to almost all questions.....i deal with some of them here--

Our mind i nothing but a vast computer...its got not 1000s but millions of TBs of space in it..and that space is full of JPEGs and MOVs and txts and exes and god knows what all. all that we see , all that we hear and all that we learn are stored as files.... videos, pictures , mp3s and txts...
the world that surround us is made up of infinite pixels.... all interwoven into eachother---so intricately done that we cannot make out one from the other.From here springs out one very important theory that proves as to why nothing on this planet or matter of factly th euniverse is not perfect... and that is because the world around us is perfect and something that is perfect cannot be itself made up of perfect things...it needs to made up of imperfect things... that is why everything around us is imperfect though it strives to reach perfection.....the day something reaches perfection...everything else will also follow suite... and that will be the last day....the end...

Now i go on to explore some common phenomenon of life and explaun it with the help of my theory..

Why do we always forget our answers in exams ,even havin read them 100s of times?

My theory has an explanation. Our mind has millions and millions of TBs and in that what we learn for our studies is a mere txt or a rtf file which i hardly a few kbs.... in frot of the mighty videos that are streamed into the scrren of our eyes this becomes anonimously insignificant.that is why we always tend to forget our answers...

Why do we sleep?

Sleeping for us is like standby for the computer...all processes go on iun the background..as the copmputer sleep peacefully....it opens upas soon as we pressa button.....similrly when we sleep we are just putting our active duties on hold and we remain alive and alert so as to wake up as soon as someone ar something calls us. Although we sleep, proceeses that require less RAM go one in the background....
Anather important reason is that to rest we need to keep our eyes and ears closed... is our eyes our open and we stare at a point... we are nor resting... bcoz TBs of infinite definition video are being continouly stteamd ointo our memory.... and the same thing goes for our ears.. bcoz, the mp3 files keep getting stored....

Why do we dream at night ?

A very important an dpowerful question that has baffled people for ages ... and the best part is that it can be explained very easily usins my theory.....
Ask yourself...what does a computer do when it is in standby or hibernate? il tell u . I t manages the files and alocates and does a hell lot of things...
I have an intertwined theory which explains the purpose of our existence and defines life-
"Life is the attempt made by the video editing software in our brain to stitch our experiences into a 90 years movie"
as son as we sleep , the video editing software starts its job.... thats becoz if it does so while we are not sleeping it can drain us of our resources.....and when it does so, it checks the video to see what they contain..... and that is analogous to playing a video in mute..... this video that it plays to sew together to make a 90 -100 years DVD that we see our dream.... that also explains why a four year old doesnot se a board with E=mc square written on it! It is bcoz we dream of only thoinhs that we have seen of felt in our luife
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*WE SHALLL CONTINUE THE DISCUSION AS I HAVE TO GO TO HAVE DINNER NOW...